Friday, October 21

21/10/2011

A meeting of arranged- marriage

 છોકરો - તને જમવાનુ બનાવતા આવડે છે ???

છોકરી - હા,,,,, તમને ઢોરો ચારતા આવડે છે ???



છોકરો - આમ તો નથી આવડતુ , પણ એકાદ 'ડોબુ' હોય તો ચરાવી લવ ખરો ...

21/10/2011

whenever you will meet anyone , you will always exchange something ...

like love, hate, respect, faith, trust, knowledge / information / news / idea, decency, eagerness, smile, pride, rage, sadness, satisfaction ,humor/laughter, fear, frustration, hatred, hope,  strength, sweetness, guilty, hug, sorrow, feelings, envy, excitement, joy,   money, sweetness, friendship, thoughts, happiness, kindness, desire, shame, shock, shyness, suffering, dread,  ignorance, sympathy, positive/negative energy, creativity, anxiety ,warmness, fear, affection, anger, boldness, boredom....

one will leave an impression / finger tip /  message.... at everywhere and at every nano-space of mind....

21/10/2011


થાક્યા પછી જે ચાલવાની શરુઆત કરે છે ,,,
તેને ઇશ્વર મદદ કરે છે ...- Shahbuddin Rathod

Tuesday, September 20

Sunday, June 12

12-6-2011

The human being was regarded as a very complicated machine,built up of these physio-chemical parts.

12-6-2011

the complicated set-up becomes an aircraft which can fly; but none of the parts can fly when isolated

12-6-2011

- a thesis opposed by an antithesis, leading to a synthesis ?

12-6-2011

Observation,experiments,conclusions are simply and shortly 'an occasion of experience'

12-6-2011

arises from the values inherent in the processes.

12-6-2011

Tower clock -by watchin from inside - it seems its movin at wrong direction

Saturday, May 28

28-5-2011

My Darling, I am ready to put my head in to the mouth of lion ,but today I am not able to meet you,because it is raining and I have no umbrella.

- # Shahbuddin Rathod

Wednesday, May 4

04-05-2011

what did u do that was not a mistake ,but what will u don't that could be ..

04-05-2011

Never forgets tht ur weapon is made by the lowest bidder - Murphy

Friendly fire - isnt it ? - Murphy .........US <-> OBL ( is it call FRIENDLY FIRE ?? )

Smile .... Tomoro will be worse - Murphy

When a man's wife starts to understand him , she usually stop listening to him... - Murphy

The good once die first - Murphy

Murphy's are funny but most of negative///

04-05-2011

one is running coz one is not afraid

04-05-2011

salaame ishq ,,,,,,,

anjli - hi , m anjali ,,,,

anil - hi , and I am married ....


Boom boom

04-05-2011

When was kid nd saw a fat woman - voice were coming from saul - jadi paddi bhim pataki

04-05-2011

Let me get this straight -- bin Laden lived in mountain caves then moved to a mansion in an affluent suburb?
-ANONYMOUS

Sadaam founded at cave ,, Osama founded at mention ,, obama founded at white house ,, and i founded at twitter

04-05-2011

WTH lots f Yellow journalism roomin aroud..need 2 kno Dr. Zakir Nair'-wht he s goin 2 burn,WTH people say he s mind washer,sowie m not agree

May be the making of Yellow pages is been idea by Yellow journalism ,,yellow yellow dirty fellow ...

04-05-2011

Obm-Osm =after the cat caught the mouse,it died is an ambiguous

Sunday, May 1

01/05/2011

whenever we write something , it embolized our impression and emotionz ,so don't be careful ;-}








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01-05-2011

During Exams , Friends were telling ,,Concept must clear ,,  you will be able to write anything ;-)










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01/05/2011

if you can not beat them , join them
- 0679445544











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Thursday, April 28

Wednesday, April 27

27-04-2011

Choose one :


Bride & Prejudice                 ////                  Pride & Prejudice











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Thursday, April 21

21/04/2011

In Hinduism , we heard like ," whatever you will eat , you will become accordingly , you will react accordingly , your brain will work accordingly            IN-SHORT               જેવો આહાર એવો ,,,વ્યહવાર ....,  . "

THN WHT WILL YOU SAY
ABT : Adolf Hitler ( was vegetarian ) and Mother Teresa (  non vegetarian ) ...

they were exceptions  ?? /// they were not HINDU ??


so the thing is >> WILL YOU DO A QUESTION ??
or  WILL YOU TRUST HINDUISM AND WILL FOLLOW ??
or WILL YOU DENIED ?
or WILL YOU DO CHANGES ??

I know ...you will ignore it but you will not able to forget it   ...

21/04/2011

isolation is good at sometime , you will get time to reflect ..

21/04/2011

The common chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes) is our closest relative. Its genome sequence is about 98.8% identical to our own, and we shared a common ancestor some six million years ago.’ The assumption that humans diverged from chimps roughly this long ago also forms the basis of the mitochondrial clock, which ‘continues to be widely used to “time” human evolution and population movements, both ancient and modern.’

21/04/2011

basic instincts cant be change ..if the behaviors of humans are same under similar conditions, then it can be concluded that instincts determine what to do...........

21/04/2011

Justice delayed is justice denied

-quote by William Ewart Gladstone // William Penn ...

21/04/2011

running for winning ,, not for pleasure ...

21/04/2011

For me ,, grass is still green ...

Monday, April 11

11/04/2011

SUBJECT : once upon a time at KASULU CENTRAL JAIL
/// or /// A visit to a KASULU CENTRAL JAIL
/// or /// KAALIA
/// or /// number of rods at KASULU CENTRAL JAIL
/// or /// woh chand chehre ,,woh behki baaten ,, sulagte din the ,, mehakti raten
/// or /// tere bare me tab socha nahi tha
/// or /// main yahan tu wah ,,,zindagi hain kaha ...





the rods which look smaller and thin from outside ,,they looks bigger and thick  from inside ............

experience is the life ............

practical is always more useful than theoretical ............

One day ,,I was famous  ............

No cellphone mmmm, no compuTer ,,, no food ,,, no brush ,,, no bath ,,,, just sit and see the faces ,,, and light was coming from small window ( 4*4 sq inches ) ,,,  unlimited Smealing gas ,,,WHT TO DO ?? ,, no work ,,, ya can talk with JAIL MATES <<<>>> regarding why u r inside ,wht did u do , regarding system, police , law, how will go out ??


Celebrities goes to JAIL ............

8*10 SQ FT .... LIGHT ,,CAMERA ,,,, no actionz ............

kahaniyo me suna tha ,,, dekh bhi liya  ............

how to kill mentality  ............

Chanava dijiye zammen se leke aasman tak ki deewarein. Kaalia, har deewar phadke dikha dega. Har zanjeer tod ke dikha dega ............

Jail teach us ,,, be a humanbeing ,,,&,,,  JAI HANUMAN GYAN GUN SAGAR ............

Saturday, April 9

09-04-2011

The profit of speaking truth >> no need to do RATTAFICATION of own sentences  <<<<

09-04-2011

A freshly laid lobster egg is the size of the head of a pin (1/16"). A 1-pound female lobster usually carries approximately 8000 eggs. A 9-pound female may carry more than 100,000 eggs. The female lobster carries the eggs inside for 9 to 12 months and then for another 9 to 12 months externally attached to the swimmerets under her tail. When the eggs hatch, the larvae will float near the surface for 4 to 6 weeks. The few that survive will settle to the bottom and continue to develop as baby lobsters. From every 50,000 eggs only 2 lobsters are expected to survive to legal size.

09-04-2011

Let's talk about equal/common things first ,,,,,put the differences at the roof  >>>  difference will be always there

Wednesday, April 6

Thursday, March 31

31-03-2011

I'm not a saint

31-03-2011 ( F L U K E )

Upon the enthusiastic response of Bryony Evans,
a reader who had been asked to review the book’s first three chapters, 
the Fulham-based Christopher Little Literary Agents agreed to represent Rowling in her quest for a publisher. 
The book was submitted to twelve publishing houses, all of
which rejected the manuscript, >>> 'No thanks' to publishing the first Harry Potter novel.
A year later she was finally given the green light (and a £1500 advance) by editor Barry Cunningham from Bloomsbury, a small British publishing house in London, England.
The decision to publish Rowling's book apparently owes much to Alice Newton, 
the eight-year-old daughter of Bloomsbury’s chairman, who was given the first chapter to review by her father and immediately demanded the next.
Although Bloomsbury agreed to publish the book, Cunningham says that he advised Rowling to get a day job, since she had little chance of making money in children’s books.
Soon after, in 1997, Rowling received an £8000 grant from the Scottish Arts Council to enable her to continue writing.
The following spring, an auction was held in the United States for the rights to publish the novel, and was won by Scholastic Inc., for $105,000.and further ahead u all knows .
and  ....


31-03-2011

movie normally contain of : Adam , Eve ,Devil and God ...

Monday, March 21

21-03-2011

the basic meaning of   JEHAD // JIHAD    is just
STRIVE AND STRUGGLE  ( if someone is cooking and preparing food - its one kinda JEHAD ),,

but thanks to English dictionaries, tutors and listeners  !!

21-03-2011

choose one - X-Ray // photograph

Thursday, March 17

17/03/2011

17/03/2011

એકવાર ત્રણ બિલાડીઓ બજારમાં જતી હતી.

રસ્તામાં ખાડો આવ્યો. પહેલી બિલાડી કુદી ગઈ અને એક તરફ ઉભી રહી.

તેને જોઈને બીજી બિલાડી કુદી. પણ તે ખાડામાં પડી ગઈ.

આ જોઈને પહેલી બિલ્લી ત્રીજી બિલ્લી સામે જોઈને કશુ બોલી ! બોલો શુ બોલી હશે ?

????

???

??

?

બોલો બોલો ???

”મ્યાઉં”.

17/03/2011

એક વ્યક્તિ(દુકાનદારને) મને મચ્છર મારવાની દવા આપો.
દુકાનદારે તેને દવા આપી. પછી તેણે ફરી પૂછ્યુ – આનાથી મચ્છર કેવી રીતે મરશે ?
દુકાનદારે કહ્યુ – પહેલા મચ્છરને પકડજો તેને ગલીપચી કરજો અને જ્યારે તે હસે ત્યારે તેના મોંઢામાં આ દવા નાખી દેજો તે મરી જશે.

17/03/2011

“If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

17/03/2011

ચાંદ પર લોકો અમસ્તા જાય છે !!

17/03/2011

bahati leo: Dunia ni janga kwa wale ambao wanaona, bali ni vichekesho kwa wale ambao wanadhani

17/03/2011

apocalypto --as 'new beginning' is "ridiculous,",,uncover, disclose , reveal

17/03/2011

evrythin is havin ExPirY- Date ,,da problem is date is not fixed...

17/03/2011

some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves....

Sunday, March 13

13/03/2011

most of    writers // movie makers // novelists //lover's association //   <<< made the HEART as JUNCTION of EMOTIONS // AS SOUL <<<<  which is basically used as symbol () only ,,one kinda shape ...
so
that means <<<  while after doing heart transplantation !!  >>> emotions must be transferred from one to another and should be constant ,,,,

www.CHEMICALલોચા.com

{   If above TUKKA (logic) might get true <<< what will be the situation after XENOTRANSPLANTATION  -----}

Wednesday, March 9

Sunday, March 6

....06-03-2011

daily new puzzle ,,new solution ,, new target ,, new LiFe ....damm nothing is older than body

....06-03-2011

sometimes we are not thinking ahead of the OBSTRUCTION ,as well b busy 2 clear da obstruction ,... but its better if we take another way ...

....06-03-2011

can u watch silently without getting involved ??

....06-03-2011

Marital Status : Committed ,,,( to life )

....06-03-2011

I'a wht ??

....06-03-2011

flavour of da moment ///\\\ option

....06-03-2011

heart-attack makes a person normal @

....06-03-2011

choose one //
spear nd brain ////// sword nd born

....06-03-2011

buG finally beat us <<<

....06-03-2011

periodical table in order !!

....06-03-2011

for to beat >>no need of body and brain

....06-03-2011

wht abt us >>>

....06-03-2011

shadez of gray << hanging kinda >> no head no tail ,,, no black no white

....06-03-2011

doberman at the DISCO >>>

....06-03-2011

really bad with the words //  someone good at lines

....06-03-2011

let's start it again ....
m Vishal ,,,whats ur name ,,,wher do u from ,,,

Friday, February 18

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largest_photographs_in_the_world ( find out other reference from wiki )

http://www.dresden-26-gigapixels.com/dresden26GP

http://www.sevilla111.com/

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beyond marks / grade / admission / school / college /(www. rat-race.com ) /fictitious world of copycats

...the ultimate theme is to survive , no matters what we do  ////>>>

Saturday, January 8

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1 ) who think about ..Jannat ,,heaven ,,,,33000000 birth ... so one try to do each nd eveything ....best

2 ) who thinks ,,,,LIFE MEETS ONCE ...so live with extreme ....